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sku: ~-@0048XkU`1269@3Rjcc_2007_First-Edi, mpn: FBA-|279054, ean: 9780061240065, isbn: 0061240060,
4.8 out of 5 stars with 23 reviews
Lemony Snicket's work is filled with bitter truths, like: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.' Or: 'It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.' For all of life's ups and downs, its celebrations and its sorrows, here is a book to commemorate it all – especially for
41 Uses for a Grandma
mpn: FBA-|290649, ean: 9781609051068, isbn: 1609051068,
4.1 out of 5 stars with 47 reviews
Grandmas get their due in this companion to 40 Uses for a Grandpa. ''Don't be surprised when little ones demand to take Grandma and Grandpa through these books, page by charming page,'' declares Cricket magazine. From one to forty-one, great grandmothers are celebrated in this perfect-for-giving-and-getting homage..
Hay luz en el desvan (Escritura Desatada)
ean: 9788466605670, isbn: 8466605673,
4.2 out of 5 stars with 65 reviews
Shel Silverstein's attic is like none other: in it live Backward Bill, Sour Face Ann, a Meehoo with an Exactlywatt, and the Polar Bear in the Frigidaire. The quirky, catchy poems in this collection ask a series of what-ifs, steal people's knees, introduce the Quick-Digesting Gink, catch a mountain snoring, and put a brassiere on a camel.Used Book in Good Condition.
How to Clean Your Room in 10 Easy Steps
mpn: FBA-|318661, ean: 9780375844102, isbn: 0375844104,
4.7 out of 5 stars with 107 reviews
Got a messy room? No problem!This simple, laugh-out-loud picture-book guide to cleaning your room is sure to make picking up a snap. Here is the first rule: Always wait until your mother hollers, ''GET UP THERE AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM—NOW!'' using all three of your names. Once she does, you'd better get moving. From dumping out drawers and dividing stuff into piles to arranging all eight zillion of your stuffed animals, here's the kind of advice on room tidying that everyone can relate to.With
The Ultimate Wisecrack Generator: Over 60 million hilarious zingers and stingers
By Laurence King Publishing
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ean: 9781786270306, isbn: 1786270307,
4.1 out of 5 stars with 128 reviews
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies.
Treaties, Trenches, Mud, And Blood: A World War I Tale (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) (Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales)
ean: 9780606407076, isbn: 0606407073,
4.8 out of 5 stars with 137 reviews
FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. World War I set the tone for the 20th century and introduced a new type of warfare: global, mechanical, and brutal. Nathan Hale has gathered some of the most fascinating true-life tales from the war and given them his inimitable Hazardous Tales twist. Easy to understand, funny, informative, and lively, this series is the best way to be introduced to some of the most well-known battles (and little-known secrets) of the infamous war..
Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales: One Dead Spy
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mpn: 9781419703966, ean: 9781419703966, isbn: 141970396X,
4.3 out of 5 stars with 61 reviews
New York Times Bestseller Nathan Hale, the author’s historical namesake, was America’s first spy, a Revolutionary War hero who famously said “I regret that I have but one life to give for my country” before being hanged by the British. In the Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales series, author Nathan Hale channels his namesake to present history’s roughest, toughest, and craziest stories in the graphic novel format.One Dead Spy tackles the story of Hale himself, who was an officer and spy
Do Not Open This Book
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mpn: FBA-|289279, ean: 9780439698399, isbn: 0439698391,
4.8 out of 5 stars with 92 reviews
In the spirit of the bestselling classics DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS! and THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK comes a riotously funny, interactive picture book from a hot new team.''Excuse me, but who do you think you are, opening this book when the cover clearly says, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK? The reason you weren't supposed to open this book is because it is not yet written!...You think it's easy to put words together? Hah! Now go away--I need time to think.''So begins Pig's valiant
The Worm: The Disgusting Critters Series
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ean: 9781770496330, isbn: 1770496335,
4.4 out of 5 stars with 100 reviews
The second in a series of humorous books about disgusting creatures, The Worm is a look at the earthworm. It covers such topics as the worm's habitats (sometimes they live inside other animals), its anatomy (its muscle tube is slimy and gross), and its illustrious history (worms have been on earth for 120 million years). Although silly and off-the-wall, The Worm contains real information that will tie in with curriculum..
The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire: The World of Dan and Phil
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mpn: 23083628, ean: 9781101939840, isbn: 1101939842,
4.3 out of 5 stars with 56 reviews
THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERFrom YouTube sensations Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) comes a laugh-out-loud look into the world created by two awkward guys who share their lives on the Internet. More than 11 million YouTube subscribers can't wait for this book! Since uploading their first ever videos as teenagers, Dan and Phil have become two of the world's biggest YouTube stars. Now they invite you on a behind-the-scenes journey, filled with absolutely
Advice to Little Girls
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ean: 9781592701292, isbn: 1592701299,
4.8 out of 5 stars with 65 reviews
You should ever bear in mind that it is to your kind parents that you are indebted for your food, and for the privilege of staying home from school when you let on that you are sick. Therefore you ought to respect their little prejudices, and humor their little whims, and put up with their little foibles until they get to crowding you too much.When Mark Twain wrote the sparky short story ''Advice to Little Girls'' in 1865, he probably didn't mean for it to be shown to them. Or maybe he did,
What Dads Can't Do
By Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
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mpn: 9780689826207, ean: 9780689826207, isbn: 0689826206,
4.4 out of 5 stars with 84 reviews
There are lots of things that regular people can do but dads can't. Dads can't cross the street without holding hands. They can push, but can't swing. When dads play hide-and-seek they always get found, but they have a hard time finding you. Dads really need to be kissed good night at bedtime. It's a wonder they make it through life at all!Used Book in Good Condition.
What Does Baby Want?
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ean: 9780714874074, isbn: 0714874078,
4.0 out of 5 stars with 134 reviews
This baby is not comforted by a teddy bear or toy. This baby wants only one thing: milk!When baby is hungry, neither his teddy bear, his ball, nor even his shiny tambourine will soothe him. This tribute to the nursing baby - and even more so, to the breastfeeding mother - will read as conventional to babies and toddlers but as taboo-busting to parents. Celebrate the natural magic of growing a baby with this simply worded, expertly illustrated, and shockingly honest shaped board book. Perfect
Flora and Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures
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mpn: illustrations, ean: 9781770496644, isbn: 1770496645,
4.0 out of 5 stars with 133 reviews
Part of a series of hilarious nonfiction about disgusting creatures, this book looks at the spider. It covers such topics as the spider's habitats (pretty much everywhere but outer space), the silk it spins (it can trap prey and makes a nifty bowtie), and its parenting practice (female spiders carry around their eggs in a silk purse). Although silly and off-the-wall, The Spider contains real information that will both amuse and teach..
Jurassic Farts: A Spotter's Guide
mpn: 9781452144214, ean: 9781452144214, isbn: 1452144214,
4.6 out of 5 stars with 90 reviews
In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing handbook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just push the button on the battery-powered fart machine and let 'er rip!JURASSIC FARTS. JURASSIC FARTS. Chronicle.
The Duckster Ducklings Go to Mars: Understanding Capitalization (Language on the Loose)
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ean: 9781479569663, isbn: 1479569666,
4.4 out of 5 stars with 79 reviews
On normal Fridays, the Ducksters fly to France to visit Grandpa Fred. But on Friday, June 13, the Duckster ducklings find themselves aboard the Mars Express, zooming into space WITHOUT Mom and Dad! Paired with back matter that supports a better understanding of the featured grammar concept, this wild adventure story explains when and where to use capitalization..
Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook
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mpn: 9780060256531, ean: 9780060256531, isbn: 0060256532,
4.4 out of 5 stars with 28 reviews
From the legendary creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, and The Giving Tree comes an unforgettable new character in children's literature: Runny Babbit.Runny Babbit is Shel Silverstein's hilarious and New York Times-bestselling book of spoonerisms—words or phrases with letters or syllables swapped: bunny rabbit becomes Runny Babbit.Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many
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