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Blowout Sale! Up to 74% off on General at Cmc Schools, Page 3. Top brands include Laurence King Publishing, Michael Di Capua Books, Viking Books for Young Readers, Harper Collins, Greenwillow Books, Amulet Books, Clarion Books, DK CHILDREN, Razorbill, CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Atheneum Books for Young Readers, Holiday House, Scholastic, Roaring Brook Press, Klutz, Turtleback, Penguin UK, & imusti. Hurry! Limited time offers. Offers valid only while supplies last.

An A - Z of Monsters and Magical Beings (Magma for Laurence King)
By Laurence King Publishing
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ean: 9781786270672, isbn: 1786270676,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 40 reviews
Do you know how to escape from a stalking werewolf? Have you always wanted to learn the difference between a hobgoblin and an imp, and do you know the secret to avoiding the sharp claws of the ancient Eloko monster?Learn all these brilliant facts and more with this complete field guide to the strange, scary, and wonderful world of monsters and ancient mythical beings!.

Smart Feller Fart Smeller: And Other Spoonerisms
By Michael Di Capua Books
SKU: #VIB078683692X
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sku: VIB078683692X, ean: 9780786836925, isbn: 078683692X,

4.6 out of 5 stars with 14 reviews
A wordplay master takes some of the more comical examples of spoonerisms--a flip-flop of the initial sounds of a group of words--and pairs them with his equally hilarious pictures. 50,000 first printing..

I'm Trying to Love Spiders
By Viking Books for Young Readers
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mpn: 22882016, ean: 9780670016938, isbn: 0670016934,

4.2 out of 5 stars with 145 reviews
The Official Spider Test.What do you do when you see a spider?a. Lay on a BIG spidey smoocheroo.b. Smile, but back away slowly.c. Grab the closest object, wind up, and let it fly.d. Run away screaming. If you chose b, c, or d, then this book is for you! (If you chose a, you might be crazy.) I’m Trying to Love Spiders will help you see these amazing arachnids in a whole new light, from their awesomely excessive eight eyes, to the seventy-five pounds of bugs a spider can eat in a single year!

The Poems and Drawings of Shel Silverstein (Set of 3)
By Harper Collins
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ean: 9780060511494, isbn: 0060511494,

4.8 out of 5 stars with 96 reviews
A slipcase boxed set of three classic Silverstein works includes The Giving Tree, A Light in the Attic, and Falling Up.Great product!.

Be Glad Your Nose Is on Your Face: And Other Poems: Some of the Best of Jack Prelutsky
By Greenwillow Books
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mpn: FBA-|285757, ean: 9780061576539, isbn: 0061576530,

4.8 out of 5 stars with 105 reviews
When you're in the world of Jack Prelutsky, anything can happen. Ogres run wild, dragons sing, and baby uggs hatch. . . . Frogs wear red suspenders in a rainstorm of pigs and noodles. . . . Scranimals gallivant under a pizza the size of the sun. . . . Even the new kid on the block can see that the nation's first Children's Poet Laureate is something big. So, what are you waiting for? Let your parents think you're sleeping, and ride a purple pelican to a land where imagination is king,

Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales: Big Bad Ironclad!
By Amulet Books
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mpn: 9781419703959, ean: 9781419703959, isbn: 1419703951,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 17 reviews
Each of the books in Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales has elements of the strange but true and is presented in an engaging, funny format, highlighting the larger-than-life characters that pop up in real history. Big Bad Ironclad! covers the history of the amazing ironclad steam warships used in the Civil War.From the ship’s inventor, who had a history of blowing things up and only 100 days to complete his project, to the mischievous William Cushing, who pranked his way through the whole war,

Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems
By Clarion Books
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ean: 9780618428335, isbn: 061842833X,

4.4 out of 5 stars with 131 reviews
An eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical—and not so typical—middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word,

Making Faces
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ean: 9781564581112, isbn: 156458111X,

4.2 out of 5 stars with 48 reviews
A mix-and-match picture book begins with eight basic characters and encourages young readers to transform the characters' ordinary faces into bizarre ones with the help of split pages. 20,000 first printing.Great product!.

This Book Isn't Safe
By Razorbill
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ean: 9780451478764, isbn: 0451478762,

4.5 out of 5 stars with 20 reviews
Colin Furze, five-time Guinness World Record Holder and YouTube's undisputed king of crazy inventions, instructs fans and curious young inventors on how to build ten brand new wacky inventions at home with an affordable tool kit.Colin Furze's bonkers and brilliant inventions such as a homemade hoverbike, DIY Wolverine Claws, an alarm clock ejector bed, and Hoover shoes have earned him 4.5 million YouTube subscribers and more than 450 million video views. Now Colin is on a mission to inspire a

Greyson Gray: Deadfall (The Greyson Gray Series) (Volume 3)
By CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
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mpn: black & white illustrations, ean: 9781503093607, isbn: 1503093603,

4.4 out of 5 stars with 96 reviews
If he doesn't choose what's right, there may be nothing left.The adventure just got epic. With the Greyson Gray Series, you've come to expect ''exciting, gritty action at its best'' and ''well-crafted storytelling.''  But in this ''chilling'' third installment, you can expect ''ambiance, exotic sets, sinking ships, loyal dogs, and even a hurricane'' as ''talented writer'' B. C. Tweedt ''pulls out all the stops.''  If you thought the first two books were intense, funny, and

A Million Dots
By Atheneum Books for Young Readers
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mpn: FBA-|300488, ean: 9780689858246, isbn: 0689858248,

4.6 out of 5 stars with 17 reviews
It's a long way to a million, right? Of course it is. But do you really know what a million looks like? If you'd like to see -- actually see, right now, with your own eyes -- what a million looks like, just open this book. Be prepared to learn some interesting things along the way. Like how many shoe boxes it would take to make a stack to Mount Everest. And be prepared to do some number wondering of your own. But, most of all, be prepared to be amazed. Because a million is a LOT

Muddy as a Duck Puddle: And Other American Similes
By Holiday House
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mpn: FBA-|302516, ean: 9780823423897, isbn: 0823423891,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 92 reviews
This collection of similes from A to Z is as zany as a chigger chased around a stump. It includes rib-tickling folk expressions from Americans of all walks of life and all parts of the country in a bodacious tribute to both our country's diversity and pioneer heritage. There is a funny simile and uproarious illustration for each letter of the alphabet. Readers who are as curious as cats will enjoy the fascinating author's note that explores the origins of the expressions. A bibliography is

England (Horrible Histories Special)
By Scholastic
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mpn: 9781407182278, ean: 9781407182278, isbn: 1407182277,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 145 reviews
An eye-catching new edition of this Horrible Histories Special - with all the gruesome bits left in! HORRIBLE HISTORIES SPECIAL: ENGLAND lets readers discover all the foul facts about England, including which monk tried to pinch the devil's nose with a pair of tongs, why some people in the Middle Ages ate dove droppings and which English king was accused of being a werewolf. With a bold look these bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans..

Dr. Seuss ABC
By Scholastic
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mpn: 9780545077453, ean: 9780545077453, isbn: 0545077451,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 7 reviews
Learn the alphabet with Dr. Seuss!Dr. Seuss Beginner Alphabet Cards use fun games and learning activities to teach the most important pre-reading skills:* Recognizing letter shapes* Practicing letter sounds* Matching words to things* Building small words* Making rhymesIn good used condition..

The Truth About Dolphins: Seriously Funny Facts About Your Favorite Animals
By Roaring Brook Press
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ean: 9781626726680, isbn: 162672668X,

4.7 out of 5 stars with 56 reviews
Did you know that dolphins find their dinners by using sound to track down the location of their prey?Did you know that baby dolphins are born tail-first?Did you know that each dolphin has a unique whistle (like human fingerprints) that makes them recognizable to other dolphins?Discover these facts and more in The Truth About Dolphins, a new addition to the popular series that combines raucous amounts of humor with a surprising amount of information on beloved animal friends..

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
By Klutz
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mpn: 9781591744276, ean: 9781591744276, isbn: 159174427X,

4.7 out of 5 stars with 44 reviews
The original handbook on How to Never Grow Up, The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries, including essential life skills (How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose and How to Make Your Dog Yawn), secret knowledge (Alien Abduction Dos and Don'ts and The World's Easiest Card Trick) and useful material (The Best Knock-Knock Joke Ever Told and How to Predict Your Height). Because just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up, and this funny book for boys and girls

How Are You Peeling? Foods With Moods (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) (Scholastic Bookshelf: Feelings)
By Turtleback
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mpn: FBA-|290670, ean: 9781417643189, isbn: 1417643188,

4.5 out of 5 stars with 72 reviews
FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Brief text and photographs of carvings, made from vegetables, introduce the world of emotions by presenting leading questions such as ''''Are you feeling angry?.

My Dog May Be a Genius
By Greenwillow Books
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mpn: FBA-|288754, ean: 9780066238623, isbn: 0066238625,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 85 reviews
Have you ever encountered an underwater marching band, a pig in a bathing suit, a pet orangutan, or a witch in a hardware store? Have you ever sat with a skunk in a courtroom, shopped for a dinosaur, or conversed with a Bupple, a Wosstrus, a Violinnet, or a Celloon? You will have, once you've read this exuberant collaboration from Jack Prelutsky and his ''partner in crime'' James Stevenson.The ''reigning czars of silliness'' have once again teamed up to bring readers an irresistible collection

By Penguin UK
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ean: 9780141378282, isbn: 014137828X,

4.7 out of 5 stars with 21 reviews
This is how the story begins. On a dark dark hill there was a dark dark town. In the dark dark town there was a dark dark street . . .This frightfully funny Halloween classic tells the story of three skeletons—a big skeleton, a little skeleton, and a dog skeleton—who venture out of their cellar one night to find someone to scare, only to find that everyone is in bed. Who will they scare now?!.

National Geographic Kids 125 True Stories of Amazing Pets: Inspiring Tales of Animal Friendship and Four-legged Heroes, Plus Crazy Animal Antics
By imusti
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ean: 9781426314599, isbn: 1426314590,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 142 reviews
Meet Paco the pint-size Chihuahua who scared two masked robbers out of a convenience store; a pet cat that takes swimming lessons, a parrot that rides a scooter, a cat that plays piano, a Pomeranian pooch that swallowed $10,000 worth of diamonds, a dog that adopted a newborn potbellied pig, and many other amazing pets. This page-turner offers 125 heart-warming and hilarious anecdotes, illustrated with full-color photos of these intriguing animals. Stories include unlikely animal friends,

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