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Harry Potter Hardcover Box Set (Books 1-6)
By Arthur A. Levine Books
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ean: 9780439827607, isbn: 0439827604,

4.6 out of 5 stars with 54 reviews
Six years of magic, adventure, and mystery make this luxurious boxed set the perfect gift for Harry Potter fans of all ages.Follow Harry from his first days at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, through his many adventures with Hermione and Ron, to his confrontations with rival Draco Malfoy and the dreaded Professor Snape. From the thrilling search for the Sorcerer's Stone to the Triwizard Tournament to the return of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, each adventure is more riveting and

The Only Thing Worse Than Witches
By Dial Books
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ean: 9780803739185, isbn: 0803739184,

4.3 out of 5 stars with 76 reviews
''This is a lighthearted fantasy of friendship, witches, and humor that is reminiscent of Roald Dahl's novels. A great entry into fantasy for early middle grade readers.'' - Seira Wilson, Amazon EditorRoald Dahl meets Eva Ibbotson in this hilarious middle grade debut perfect for reading aloudRupert Campbell is fascinated by the witches who live nearby. He dreams of broomstick tours and souvenir potions, but Rupert’s mother forbids him from even looking at that part of town. The closest he can

Andrew Clements' School Stories: Frindle; Landry News; The Janitor's Boy; The School Story; A Week in the Woods; Lunch Money; Room One; No Talking; Lost and Found; Extra Credit
By Brand: Atheneum Books for Young Readers
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ean: 9781442493865, isbn: 1442493860,

4.6 out of 5 stars with 139 reviews
Ten A+ tales from the master of the school story, Andrew Clements, are now available in one collection.Ten of Andrew Clements’s most beloved and bestselling school stories are now available as a boxed set, perfect for collecting or giving as gifts. The included titles are Frindle, The Landry News, The Janitor’s Boy, The School Story, A Week in the Woods, Lunch Money, Room One, No Talking, Lost and Found, and Extra Credit.Used Book in Good Condition.

How to Babysit a Grandpa
By Random House
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mpn: 9780375867132, ean: 9780375867132, isbn: 0375867139,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 150 reviews
A New York Times bestselling HOW TO picture book that celebrates the connection between grandpas and grandchildren! A New York Times bestselling picture book--from the creators of the hilarious HOW TO... series--about a child spending time with his grandpa. Written in a how-to style, the narrator gives important tips for ''babysitting'' a grandpa, including what to eat for snack (anything dipped in ketchup, ice cream topped with cookies, cookies topped with ice cream) what to do on a walk

Pete the Cat and the Missing Cupcakes
By HarperCollins
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mpn: 9780062304346, ean: 9780062304346, isbn: 0062304348,

4.3 out of 5 stars with 75 reviews
From the bestselling Pete the Cat series, help Pete and his friends find the missing cupcakes!Pete the Cat and his friends are busy as can be baking cupcakes for a party, and Pete can’t wait to perform with his groovy band. But some of the cupcakes have gone missing! Who could have taken them?In this hardcover picture book adventure by New York Times bestselling authors James and Kimberly Dean, Pete and the gang solve the mystery of the missing cupcakes and learn that it’s cool to be

Avocado Baby
By Paw Prints 2007-06-28
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ean: 9781435200678, isbn: 1435200675,

4.5 out of 5 stars with 14 reviews
The Hargraves, a kind but scrawny family, want their new baby to grow up big and strong. But the tiny tyke will hardly eat a thing. One day, Mrs. Hargraves finds an avocado in the fruit bowl, and the infant gobbles it up. But then, the strangest things begin to happen as the baby develops superhuman strength. Just the book for picky eaters..

The Book with No Pictures
By Penguin Books
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mpn: 9780803741713, ean: 9780803741713, isbn: 0803741715,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 23 reviews
A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian.You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly

The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7)
By Amulet Books
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mpn: 9781419705847, ean: 9781419705847, isbn: 1419705849,

4.5 out of 5 stars with 69 reviews
Greg Heffley is not willing to be the odd man out.A dance at Greg's middle school has everyone scrambling to find a partner, and Greg is determined not to be left by the wayside. So he concocts a desperate plan to find someone—anyone!—to go with on the big night.But Greg's schemes go hilariously awry, and his only option is to attend the dance with his best friend, Rowley Jefferson, and a female classmate as a ''group of friends.'' But the night is long, and anything can happen along the

The Day the Crayons Came Home
By Philomel Books
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mpn: illustrations, ean: 9780399172755, isbn: 0399172750,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 20 reviews
The companion to the #1 blockbuster bestseller, The Day the Crayons Quit!A Wall Street Journal Best Children's Book of 2015 / A TIME Magazine Top 10 Children's Book of 2015“Highly anticipated (yes, even for adults)” —Entertainment Weekly I'm not sure what it is about this kid Duncan, but his crayons sure are a colorful bunch of characters! Having soothed the hurt feelings of one group who threatened to quit, Duncan now faces a whole new group of crayons asking to be rescued. From Maroon

Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum
By Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
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mpn: FBA-|294499, ean: 9780316988940, isbn: 0316988944,

4.4 out of 5 stars with 108 reviews
After a variety of animals get stuck one by one in bubble gum melting in the road, they must survive encounters with a big blue truck and a burly black bear..

The Simpsons Official 2018 Desk Block Calendar - Page-A-Day Desk Format
By Danilo Promotions Limited
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ean: 9781785494338, isbn: 1785494333,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 114 reviews

Mrs. Gorski I Think I Have the Wiggle Fidgets (The Adventures of Everyday Geniuses)
By Little Pickle Press
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ean: 9781492669975, isbn: 1492669970,

4.2 out of 5 stars with 145 reviews
The Adventures of Everyday Geniuses is meant to demonstrate various forms of learning, creativity, and intelligence. Each book introduces a realistic example of triumph over difficulty in a positive, humorous way that readers of all ages will enjoy!David gets scolded a lot by his teacher, Mrs. Gorski, for not paying attention in class. He wants to pay attention but it is just so hard when an exciting idea pops into his head. And he usually can't tell that he's making a mistake until after he

Dragons Love Tacos
By Dial Books
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mpn: 19472715, ean: 9780803736801, isbn: 0803736800,

4.9 out of 5 stars with 99 reviews
A #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon, this deliciously funny read-aloud from the creators of Robo-Sauce and Secret Pizza Party will make you laugh until spicy salsa comes out of your nose. Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon

The Girl Who Never Made Mistakes
By Mark Pett
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mpn: 10832528, ean: 9781402255441, isbn: 1402255446,

4.3 out of 5 stars with 26 reviews
''Beatrice offers a lesson we could all benefit from: learn from your mistakes, let go, laugh, and enjoy the ride.'' ―JENNIFER FOSBERRY, New York Times bestselling author of My Name Is Not IsabellaBeing perfect is overrated. Beatrice Bottomwell has NEVER (not once!) made a mistake. She never forgets her math homework, she never wears mismatched socks, and she ALWAYS wins the yearly talent show at school. In fact, the entire town calls her The Girl Who Never Makes Mistakes! One day, the

Potato Joe
By Harcourt Children's Books
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mpn: FBA-|297064, ean: 9780152062309, isbn: 0152062300,

4.1 out of 5 stars with 105 reviews
This fresh adaptation of the classic ''One Potato, Two Potato'' nursery rhyme is a counting adventure and rollicking good time rolled into one. Spunky leader Potato Joe and his nine spuds pals count up to ten and back down again, all while playing games and meeting up with other garden friends.            With its playful tone and hilariously expressive potatoes, Potato Joe is a spud-tastically fun read-aloud, and a perfect companion to Keith Baker's previous nursery rhyme

First French Kiss: and Other Traumas
By Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
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ean: 9780374323387, isbn: 0374323380,

4.2 out of 5 stars with 75 reviews
Growing up male - funny, touching, and as unexpected as life itself!This collection of finely crafted stories from the acclaimed author of Forgotten Fire zeros in on the moments of comic confusion and tender transformation that make up one boy's wild ride through childhood and adolescence. Whether it's struggling up a godforsaken mountain with other miserable campers, tossing aside all scruples to scramble to the top of the school social heap, searching for the true path to romantic love, or

DK Share-a-Story: Neil's Numberless World
By DK Preschool
SKU: #6529750
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sku: 6529750, ean: 9780789463548, isbn: 0789463547,

4.7 out of 5 stars with 123 reviews
Share the significance of numbers with a child through a clever tale of a little boy whose wish for a world without numbers comes true. Simultaneous..

Big Buddy Jokes (Set)
By Big Buddy Books
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ean: 9781680785098, isbn: 1680785095,

4.2 out of 5 stars with 112 reviews
What building has the most stories? A library! Joke around in your library with this fun series. Cartoon-like illustrations and full-color design make these books irresistible and fun! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharingjokeswith family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO..

Where the Sidewalk Ends Special Edition with 12 Extra Poems: Poems and Drawings
By Harper Collins
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mpn: 9780060572341, ean: 9780060572341, isbn: 0060572345,

4.7 out of 5 stars with 53 reviews
Shel Silverstein, the New York Times bestselling author of The Giving Tree, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, and Every Thing On It, has created a poetry collection that is outrageously funny and deeply profound. Come in...for where the sidewalk ends, Shel Silverstein's world begins. This special edition contains 12 extra poems. You'll meet a boy who turns into a TV set, and a girl who eats a whale. The Unicorn and the Bloath live there, and so does Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout who will not take

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